Drinking from Britney's Breasts

Britney was made as a big teen star and there are millions of teenagers out there who love her, so I thought you all may like this story.

You probably won’t believe me, but I swear this is what happened: Being a music student from Germany, my dream always was to “make it“ in the music industry in Los Angeles. During my studies we had the opportunity to do an internship at a music company. Luckily, I knew a guy who knew someone ( you know how it goes) so I ended up at a major recording studio in Hollywood, USA. Intimidated by all the golden and platin records on the studiowalls and a clientlist from Guns 'n Roses to Barabara Streisand, I started my first day knowing that there would be a long way in front of me to “make it“. I knew that Britney Spears just had finished recording her album “Blackout“ at the studio the day before and one of the first things the studio manager asked me to do, was to clean out the stuff Britney left in the refrigerator. So I started to clean out what she left in there until I found a small bottle. When I asked my boss what it was, she smiled and said- That’s her breastmilk! I mean- I am not the biggest Britney fan- but holding Britney Spears’ breastmilk in my hands (I think her 2nd child was just born) was pretty amazing. I went to a trashcan to throw it away but then thought to myself: “This is too amazing to just throw it away“, so I took the bottle in my car and finished my shift at the studio. Once I was home (I lived at a friends’ house for the three months I spent in the US), I took the bottle out of my car to put it in the frieezer- but then I thought to myself „now I am going to immortalize myself “. Then I took a big zip of Britney Spears’ breastmilk. After I was done I put the bottle in the freezer until I went back to Germany (I was afraid the studio would kick me out so I didn’t tell anyone). With the bottle in my luggage I arrived in Germany, put it in my freezer and thought about what to do with it. Of course I was thinking of selling it on Ebay and even talked with a lawyer about it, But he said, I’d probably get sued. So, it has been three years and Britney Spear’s breastmilk is still in my freezer in Germany. Of course, there is no proof that it’s actually her breastmilk, I would have to check her DNA so people would believe me. But I don’t really care who believes me. I know that it happened. And even though I bet it weirds a lot of people out, I’m happy I took a zip of it. Last year I graduated from college and started working at the same studio. When I met Britney for the first time in person (she came in for a couple of days to record her latest album “Circus“). I had the big urge to yell “MOM “! Fortunately I didn’t do it. :)